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  1. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    I call Lonnie from Mel's Sprinkler, and sends his Mexican. In fact, they're coming tomorrow.

    Think I'll spark one up right now...to celebrate.
     
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    2. Lioness
      Yes, something like that!! :)
       
      Lioness, Aug 22, 2019
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    3. Lioness
      That is sooooooo cute!!!
       
      Lioness, Aug 22, 2019
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    4. Valspar
      Wait... BOB = Battery Operated Boyfriend.
       
      Valspar, Aug 24, 2019
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    5. thinskin
      @Lioness

      I thought BOB was back off bitch!;)

      ts
       
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      Lioness, Aug 26, 2019
  2. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    They where to hit us where it hurts . Next will be a shortage of general tsos chicken,
     
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    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    Im not smiling but my Coworkers are is raining and i have 60 mile ride home on my bike I swear they are working slower knowing bigger rain is coming , Ill make them work there Ass's off Monday. Now im smiling .
     
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  4. thinskin

    thinskin Porn Star Banned!

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    Pictures of my son's first week at University.....one big party!:)

    thinskin
     
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  5. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Making snide remarks online from my chair while waiting a haircut.
    Priceless.
     
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    1. thinskin
      That's so unlike you Rix!:rolleyes:

      I assume you are having a cut-throat.

      ts
       
      thinskin, Aug 23, 2019
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  6. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    Following @Rixer around and reading all his snide remarks.
     
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  7. slutwolf

    slutwolf Porn Star

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    Cracked. The 2.5m base of snow on both ski fields , and still building.
    Means there'll be plenty for spring skiing , for a couple months ,
    if we get a spring , lol.

    Trouble is , while it looks like maybe the best snow pack for a few years , it may be one of the worst for the operators.
    They are spending most of their time waiting to get to it , doing avalanche control , deicing , and clearing the road and excess snow ,
    and then having to close for high winds.

    They are closed so much lately , I imagine they are getting a little concerned , espescially as it is forecast to continue colder and windier than usual , for some time.
     
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  8. SoulOfASuperSaiyan

    SoulOfASuperSaiyan Porn Star

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    My Soon to be ex wife asking if I wanted to give us another Go.....Ohhh How I laughed!.....Its good to see she still has a sense of humour.
     
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      Did she laugh ?
       
      Truthful 1, Aug 23, 2019
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      She was a bit offended by my reaction to be honest, Almost in tears.... But I did apologise..............Eventually.
       
      SoulOfASuperSaiyan, Aug 23, 2019
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      Good to see you have a hart
       
      Truthful 1, Aug 23, 2019
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  9. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    T - 102 days until I can start double dipping.
     
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      Fall is in the air here.
      I'm a grower, not a shower.
       
      Valspar, Aug 24, 2019
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      It’s still hot as hell here.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Aug 24, 2019
    4. submissively speaking
      It feels like it wants to be fall here. If it comes it’ll be early; I can’t remember fall actually coming in September for years.
       
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      Well, I consider Fall any day under 80 degrees.
       
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      Same here
       
      Truthful 1, Aug 24, 2019
  10. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    The reactions Georgia gets when riding shotgun. :shamefullyembarrased:
     
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  11. Prowler86

    Prowler86 Porn Star

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    I went on a walk this evening and saw horses, chickens, goats and another bernese mountain dog.
     
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    1. Sanity_is_Relative
      So does that mean that you are a bernese mountain dog?
       
      Sanity_is_Relative, Aug 24, 2019
    2. slutwolf
      Or ,maybe a Bernese Mountain bitch ?
       
      slutwolf, Aug 24, 2019
  12. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    I can't even explain myself here.
    I give up trying.
    Screenshot_2019-08-23-22-23-22.jpg
     
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    1. himerosa
      Slowly I turned.....inch by inch......
       
      himerosa, Aug 26, 2019
  13. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Listening to a well written story made better by the author reading it out
     
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  14. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    T time
     
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  15. Wazzaox

    Wazzaox horny

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    Watching my sons footie team (AFL) win thru to the grand final with the best game so far this year, very happy players and supporters
     
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  16. slutwolf

    slutwolf Porn Star

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    In the retail shop operated by the Trump Organization in the back of Trump's D.C. hotel, golf caps and travel coffee mugs emblazoned with the Trump name and made in China are still offered for sale, alongside other products produced in Indonesia, Vietnam and other countries.
    * * *
    "We don't need China and, frankly, would be far better off without them," Trump wrote.

    "Our great companies are hereby ordered to immediately start looking for an alternative to China, including bringing your companies HOME and making your products in the USA."

    Can the US still not even make golf caps and coffee mugs ?
     
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    1. Truthful 1
      If you pay attention Trump does what he does to maximize profit . If you really payed attention before he was president. (He said for many years before being president ) his words were, make it so I cant use china and I won't . Meaning build it here and I won't buy from china . Make it fair market trade and I wont deal with china . are you people from other countries criticize a guy you know nothing about . i've said it before it wasn't my favorite guy had nothing against him but he used to brag or build up his things to be bigger and better than they were . Thats his marketing strategy. But at the same time Trump would say profound things , like we can't keep going the way we are going . if it does you will need a wheel barrel full of money to buy a loaf of bread And he was and is absolutely correct . Now with that said
       
      Truthful 1, Aug 25, 2019
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      What does a person do with everything he had built in China ? Throw the stuff away , I don't think so that wouldn't be to business smart now , would it
       
      Truthful 1, Aug 25, 2019
    3. submissively speaking
      Do ... do you ...

      Okay lemma start again.

      You're kidding, right? You're kidding.

      That drivel about doesn't actually make some kind of sense in your mind?
       
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      Whats not to understand . You outside the usa only know a little of a big story . I know only what I hear or experienced about Canada . Im. Shore you know more about you Prime Minister then i do , but some how I doubt that also lol. You people from New Zealand Australia Canada don't know shit about Donald Trump . Before he was President. And you dont know much more even now that he is . Because you can't. Its impossible. Thats reality. This isn't meant to put you folks down it's just you can't or don't have the information that you need to make judgment
       
      Truthful 1, Aug 25, 2019
    5. submissively speaking
      T1. Try to think critically.

      Slutwolf’s question is, functionally, of all the things Trump is responsible for manufacturing, will he stop having them manufactured in China?

      Since he thinks he has the right to order companies to stop manufacturing in China?

      Will he follow his own order?
       
  17. HungryDATM

    HungryDATM I am Hell, a Miracle overloaded

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  18. SoulOfASuperSaiyan

    SoulOfASuperSaiyan Porn Star

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    I received an Email from the Illuminati inviting me to join the brotherhood today?........... Its about time as well that is all I can say.........
     
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      Be careful they may be looking for money
       
      Truthful 1, Aug 25, 2019